Someone who got all the hips but no booty.
Guy 1: Look at that butt
Guy 2: Nah, she just a side shaker
Not your bestie or your real friends but someone that you hang out with when all your friends are gone. They’re kinda like side hoes
Becky: Ashley why were you talking to Samantha and Amy
Ashley: don’t worry Becky they’re just my side friends
Samantha & Amy: hey Ashley I heard that.
When you fuck a girl and make her sleep on the couch.
I gave that bitch the side dumper last night.
That part of town you should never go to, Lest you'd want to be taken away in a 1997 Oldsmobile Bravada with a Failing Transmission.
97 Bravada Driver: "You can't hide, I Come from the Spooky Side!"
Similar to cameltoe and mooseknuckle but instead of the bulge being in the front of the pelvis, the Willy is stuck to the thigh which gives off the impression of an enormous willy.
Marc: Yo how'd your date go last night bro!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!
When beard hair gets to long on the side of your face
Honey I think it's time to trim your side bush
A person who stalks others on Facebook yet doesn't post themselves.
'Black Austin is such a side creeper. I can tell he's been looking at my profile even though I haven't seen him post in days.