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When a couple of any gender has a large opportunity to have loud sexual intercourse in a public area such has a rest room or closed down store.
Man: I want to plug and slug you right now
Woman:I want you to plug and slug me
Man: I will make you scream so loud
Woman: where would we plug and slug
Man: in that closed store, I will shove my slug right in your plug
Woman: fuck me daddy
When you dip a pair of balls in a freshly cummed in asshole and drag the balls across a persons face slowly.
He's gonna get Tug n' Slugged when he's gonna knock out.
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Shoving a slug in a sock, freezing it, and fisting someone
Slug Slagging is fisting someone with a frozen slug
I just "Slug Slagged" Livy
I just fisted a girl with a frozen snail i "Slug Slagged" her
Pedestrians who, after you graciously allow them to walk in front of your car, SLOWLY inch across the street like Royalty strolling through the park, completely disregarding the notion that you might have shit to do and places to go.
I should have run down those oblivious slug walkers right in the street.
When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!
Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night??
Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
The unfortunate event when your duvet rolls into a folded mound inside your cover leaving with you a slither of bedsheet to cling to as you shiver like a dog shitting razor blades.
I woke up last night with a duvet-slug smothering the central portion of my body whilst my extremities were covered by a pathetic area of bed sheet..
The art of sounding the penis with a gummy worm then blowing your load in her mouth to give her the salty slug.
My wife was so happy last night, I blew my salty slug in the back of her throat and the gummy worm came back out her nose...