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Actions taken in complete idiocy in opposition to attempting to win in an activity. Trying so hard just to fail miserably.
Hey, you try to win, but you do that. You're only making your situation worse.
This means that basically Integrator and Boomser are cockarses who cant even buy Macdonalds and watch out, they will glock your kneecaps off.
"Stupid cockslapping dickmunchers, go suck some cawk"
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A Peace Corps Volunteer currently serving abroad that faces insurmountable challenges and adversity based on the fact that they are a foreigner working for free beyond the actual liberty of the United States of America.
Felix had a rough day. He is house was broken into, his work counterpart quit, and the electricity went out. He was about in Early Terminate his service when he remembered that he was a "Big Hairy American Winning Machine" and couldn't give up so easily.
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A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.
Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.
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Australian Slang for "Hi im a cheating faggot and my name its BJ" made popular by Integ and Boomser late 2002
"Why did my mum install OGC? Because I wanted more power to WIN!"
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A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!
An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor
Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose
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