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Someone who proclaims that they're finished with this terrible mud, but who still dreams about it.
Morpheus still uses jaws 6.2 and GMud32, be back chums I'm going to quaff. Wow ted, you're such an alter aeon addict.
Someone who can't live without wikipedia. will most likely have wikipedia as their home page, and in extreme cases may have the wikipedia home page as their desktop background. They can spend anywhere up to 500 plus days on wikipedia without the need for food, after which they wikipedia 'Food' to make them eat again. These addict's usually are male and have the name JOSH. and if anyone dis's wikipedia they will choke them to death. If these addict's dont fullfil their daily wikipedia requirements they can end up in a wikipedia induced coma, which may result in death. An easy way to know if someone is a wiki addict, they usually know everthing and start "nerdjacking"!, only because they wiki everything
Metro 2033 is awesome!!!!!!
Josh, you havent even played it before, you have just wikied it.
NNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!WIKIPEDIA
You Wiki addict!
Someone who cannot resist the urge to buy trampoline related items no matter what it takes. Some rare cases have even documented these addicts pissing on there own children to get them off there trampoline
Becca: dave where are all the saving?
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children
A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.
Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.
somebody addicted to pranking friends with earrape
earrape addict: hi wanna be frendz I'm an earrape addict
you : ummm no thankyou <moves to antartica>
someone who likes to listen to earrape
ooh yes I am an earrape addict
friendz: ew goodbye <moves to antartica>
a girl who uses the sexual toy called lush ..which i call pussybee..and can't get enough of it.
that pussybee addict had me giving her shots all night long..cost me a lot of money.