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When a man cums all over a girls face while she is driving 75 miles per hour.
"Dude, me and my girlfriend were in the car and i gave her an alaskan face mask, it was awesome."
"What did she do?"
"Oh she kicked me out"
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When somebody shits in a condom, freezes that, and than uses that as a dildo.
We had no dildo to use, so I used an Alaskan Snow Dog.
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Derived from the Alaskan Pipeline, the Reverse Alaskan Pipeline is practically the same as the Alaskan Pipeline except instead of leaving the seran wrap or condom around the feces you remove it after its frozen and proceed to have sex with it. Some people prefer this over the Alaskan Pipeline because they enjoy having sex with it as it melts back to its mucky state.
Slut : I gave myself a Reverse Alaskan Pipeline last night after I read about it on UD.
Guy : WTF WHY?
Slut : It felt soooo good but it was sooo messy.
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The act of eating a girl out while the woman is on her period. May also involve the removal of the tampon with ones teeth.
Guy:I gave that girl an alaskan cherry picker, by the end i looked like ozzy osbourne after he ate that bat!
guy2: You're sick.
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When one person is giving a handjob to two guys and then right before they get off the person puts it in their nose, snorts it, and then swallows
Dude i'm soar from that Alaskan Corn Husker the otehr night
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When a man shits in a womans vagina and then when engadged in sex she queefs it on his dick. He then slaps her on the cheek with his erect penis, leaving a dark line.
I gave that girl a nice Alaskan Terd Nugget last night. She looked like a freak today with that black and blue.
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Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.
Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3
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