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Having a bad reaction towards Al Sharpton.
After hearing Mr. Sharpton speak I developed a strong Al-ergy
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Noodle al dente is the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse. It's sometimes referred to as impotence, although this term is now used less often.
He can't get his noodle al dente
Alaska's own bear doctor: Killed a bear, caught lots of fish, not swayed by party politics, independent, health care professional, and running for senate
Person: Oh no, a bear is attacking me!
Dr. Al Gross: Don't worry my child, I am here to save you. *seduces bear and then kills it*
Person: Wow! Thank you, Dr. Al Gross I am going to vote for you because you know how the health care systems works!
Reem Al Marri, born in the 21st century. She is a young influencer, despite her age she never ceases to amaze us as her decision making is precise and authentic. All her decisions are made in the heart of Second cup, our second home. Reem Al Marri is also related to the queen, lady gaga. Also, Joji really wants to be her.
her excellency, Reem al marri who changed the fucked up world and cleared out the misconception of Muslims. She is also known as the baddest bit*h out there due to her thorough and excellent strategies. Many lives were changed by her mindful decisions and her prosperous attitude to life. We stan her more than Dr. Martin Seligman because he got nothing on her.
I am sure that her future is as bright and blinding as the sun because she is so wise and kind Urban dictionary can't even comprehend.
Reem Al Marri is a queen step aside
Hey Johnny, do you know where i can score some Al Green records?
A fat joint made with hash in which seperate chunks of hash are wrapped with cloth pipe cleaners, then all the pipe cleaners are rolled into a big pipe-cleaner joint. To smoke, you unwravel an individual tendril of hash and freehand it. Called "cryptic" because of the unwinding process.
I smoked an Al Kazeer cryptic and was stoned for TWO DAYS. (true story)
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a funny and gay man from south park!!!!!!!
man 1:how r u doing today?
big gay al:im super...thanks for asking...dont u think i look cute in this hat
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