arse technician

Exactly what it says
Some who spends time and precision whilst bumming another male or female.

This is the direct meaning
Of course it is not used this way , as with every other insult beginning with the word ''ARSE or ASS'' , Arse technician usualy refers to homosexuals (gays , faggots , weirdo's) and is used as a blatent insult.

Shutup nikesh , your more than a bumslave!
your , your.... YOUR AN ARSE TECHNICIAN!!!

Dave fucked up again , being the fucktard arse technician that he is.

Haha arse technician!!!

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toffee arse

This is when somebody has an oversized bottom in comparision to the size of their body.

'James, you have got a toffee arse'

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arse-ache

Generally someone or something that is a metaphorical pain in the arse/ass, causing aggravation or being a nuisance.

Finishing this report on time is getting to be a real arse-ache.

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Arse Brick

Arse Brick - brick that comes from arse, - big turd - large excrement - heavy poo - a poo that sinks - a poo that doesn't flush - a poo that you may need tools to remove - a poo that really really hurts you arse (like it was square as a brick)

- derived from the term bricking it ;)

geez freddie , your such an arse brick!!!!

that guy was an arse brick

dont be an arse brick

isn't tom cruise such , an, ARSE BRICK!!!

or ......

you lucky arse brick

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Biscuit Arsed

A slang term meaning extremely intoxicated by alcohol. This is a popular term in SW Scotland, especially in Dumfries. It is sometimes pronounced "Biscuit Ersed" or "Biscuit Airsed"

"You get biscuit arsed every weekend"

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horse's arse

Something ugly, used or comparisons.

Her face was the horse's arse.

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Arse Blast

When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.

John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"

Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin

John: Ouch!

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