A turd or shit. As a plural, arse-biscuits indicates strong disbelief in the sentiment just expressed.
Husband: damn that arse-biscuit is redder than a motherfucker.
Wife: yes, perhaps a trip to the infirmary is in order?
Person1: Canadian football is superior since, with only 3 downs, there is more of an emphasis on a passing game.
Person2: Arse-biscuits!
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A person who likes to rummage around in other people's arses, looking for treats.
Matthew: let me have a gander is your back passage.
Simon: Fuck off you arse-ferret.
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(Australian) adj: Signifies that something is dead or somehow defunct. Is often used with reference to businesses that go bankrupt or otherwise come to grief.
Should not be confused with the phrase 'the arse fell out of' (e.g. 'We used to be a banana republic until the arse fell out of the bananas market').
The former CEO has told the HIH Royal Commission that he gave away $14.4 million to friends and colleagues in the months before the insurance giant went arse-up.
It's not my fault your business went arse-up mate!
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A phrase used to describe a person that canβt stop fidgeting or messing around and generally acts like a tit.
phil is messing around on a long car journey, "Stop being a peen arse phil"
David always acted like a peen arse in english.
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So much cellulite in her fat arse it looks like cottage cheese
Please don't wear leggings anymore it looks like someone poured 10lbs of cottage cheese into a 5lb bag. Thats a cottage cheese arse right there
A clever term invented by myself and a friend during an extremely uninteresting French lesson at our bleak little school (Granville Community School in the heart of Woodville). It is the phonetic equivilent of arsehole, but is someone with 1) A big fat cock up their arse, 2) A lampost or something of equal size up their arsehole.
Wow, Josh Khan! You're a stoner AND an Arse Pole!
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