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If you are born on this day no one can fuck with you cause you are the hottest best mf on this planet
Oh your born on august 16 no wonder your so hot
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What Taylor Swift and Jack Antonoff call people who love the song “august”.
Swifties who stan folklore and august are august heads.
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Judgement Day in the Terminator. Sarah Connor had visions of this day in Terminator 2: Judgement Day but prevented it with the help of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sarah Conner: On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel fucking real to you!
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People born on this day have massive cocks, their dick energy is off the charts.
Shante has a massive cock, she must have been born on august 3rd.
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People born on August 14 are the baddest bitches EVER! They are amazing and BEAUTIFUL! If you ever have an August 14th in your life KEEP THEM THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!
Boy:Oh my God... WHO IS SHEEE, she is BEAUTIFUL
Other Boy:Oh her?, that's y/n
Boy:Damn she must have been born on August 14th
Other Boy:Oh yeah she is!
Boy:I'm gonna go talk to her
Other Boy:Ok but if you get her, keep her SHES AMAZING!!!
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