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When a family is watching a supposedly clean film, and a sexual, usually very lewd joke/act is made, and both parents and children refuse to laugh in order to not be embarrassed.
"OH jonny, come on me!"
*awkward silence*
"Well, that was an awkward film sex moment!"
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The tendency of girls to take pictures with everyone at a party (regardless of whether or not they like the people in the photos), so that if something awkward or embarrassing happens with someone during the course of that party, there is usually a photo of them before that incident happened.
"Look at that picture of Michael, Ella, and Isabel"
"Weren't Ella and Isabel in a catfight that night?"
"Yeah but this was at the beginning of the night, it's clearly a retroactively-awkward photo op."
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When watching a movie with family members and an unexpected sex scene comes on and no one will make a sound.
Also when two friends who had a one night stand together but refused to talk about it because it was weird watch a movie and a sex scene comes on.
When a family is having a great laugh and a sex scene come one and suddenly the room is silent and you can hear everyone gulping nervously and hear their sweat dripping.
Mom: "Oh my what an awkward film sex moment!"
Or
When two friends who have a sexual history are watching a movie together for fun and a sex scene comes on, and the room suddenly gets hotter and weirder.
Mary: "Awkward..."
Timmy: "Can we do that again?"
Mary: "........"
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that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you or when a situation isn't the best. that is the awkward white person smile.
Son: I got a D
white dad: *awkward white person smile*
or
Matt was walking down the street when he saw his acquaintance, Micheal, so he did the awkward white person smile
Situation in which you encounter someone you know - especially someone you have not spoken to in some time - have a conversation then depart, only to immediately encounter the person again, resulting in social awkwardness.
Former neighbours A and B run into each other at the mall and chat for a while, following which:
A. It was nice to run into you!
B. It really was - send my regards to your family.
A. Take care!
Five minutes later A and B run into each other again in the parking lot and smile sheepishly at the awkward post-goodbye hello
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A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
I went to the store to buy some grapes....
And it was awkward because I was naked
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that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you. that. that is the awkward white boy smile. ( note: you do not have to be a white boy to do the smile, I, a female, use it daily )
Sam was walking down the street when he locked eyes with a stragner, and gave them the awkward white boy smile.
they gave it back
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