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a beautiful town were ppl vacation and around every corner is some lazy ass cop. a town were cops aint got shit to do but pull people over for no reason.
be sure to wear your seatbelt in sturgeon bay wisconsin or else rocky'll pull ya over!
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This highly homo erotic mixed erotic martial arts move is defined by the act of two jujitsu enthusiasts grappling fully nude in a public handicapped bathroom stall ending when the winner has the loser pinned in one of the art’s many submission techniques and then taking as big a shit on to the losing grappler’s head. For those not into fecal erotica, chocolate cake can be substituted as well as the use of a funnel and/or a glass coffee table to simulate this ancient act of mixed erotic martial arts.
“Dude, I just walked into the crippled stall and Jimothy and Jessie were wrestling, buck nekkid on the floor and Jimothy was gruntin’ out a huge shit onto Jessie’s forehead! WTF?”
“Ah… Good ol’ Jim, practicing his new jujitsu move again… haha…”
“Wth? That’s totally disgusting and gay!”
“That’s Jimothy’s signature move, the Green Bay Grappler!”
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A football team located in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Under the leadership of Vince Lombardi, they won the first two Super Bowls. Currently the star player of the team is the quarterback, Brett Favre (not Farve, you goddamn fucking idiots). He is considered to be one of the best players in the game right now.
The Green Bay Packers are better than the faggot who posted the other definition.
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a small town south of san francisco. half moon bay is known as hmb, media luna, and moon town. hmb is known for the pumkin fest and dream machines. hmb is also known for the good ass bub they got and the two gangs csl(coast side locos) and mln(media luna nortenos). the nortenos are not weak like the scraps(sureno), the nortenos dont try to start fights with minors, they fight with people there own age.
u here about the fight n moon ridge last nite the scraps fucken lost or man the pumkin fest and dream machines was really cool.man half moon bay is crazy those nortenos dont play.
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Should never be confused with Scampi.
The poor little Dublin Bay Prawn squirmed in the trawlers net, knowing that at best it would only make a small contribution to the dish known as Scampi.
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A group of homosexual men that takes turns being pleasured by the biggest fag ever, Bret Favre.
i heard all the green bay packers are gay. the bears are so much better. brett is so old and shitty. i hope he never retires
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A place just 30 mins from a beautiful town named Gympie. Tin Can Bay has failed to appear on the map because of it's embarrassment to the human race. Usually contains scrubbers, slags and donkey fuckers. The houses are free from white ants because they would consider themselves a disgrace if they eat stale horse shit. Expect to find to find that you keys are stolen and you have lost your baby when you go to Tin Can.
Gympie Kid: Are you from Tin Can Bay
Tin Can Kid: Do I look like a faggot to you
Gympie Kid: Yes
Tin Can Kid: Well then I'm from Tin Can then aren't I
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