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When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks
That girl is taking a rubber balloon break
There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy
The act of supergluing your asshole shut and then eating a meal from Taco Bell.
Gonna take my date baja ballooning tonight. #BetterThanSex #Inflation
A sexual act in which the man stretches his foreskin and ties it into a knot, then urinates into the foreskin creating a “balloon” filled with urine.
Ballooning was something the man enjoyed solo or with a partner
Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting
I texted her she looked fat instead of fine
I ballooned her
Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting
When a sexual partner inserts a balloon into the cavity of their receptive partner and expels air to inflate the balloon inside the cavity, usually the anus.
Man, Matt was so good last night when he was ballooning me, and I can’t wait til the trip to Brazil!
To improve your game state in a board game (such as Settlers of Catan) in an exponential manner that is out of other players' control
Wow Jon is ballooning all over the place, the cunt.
An act performed whilst masturbating, when an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin just before ejaculation, trapping the semen in his hood. Then later disposing it in the toilet.
Non Ballooner: Bro why are you always ballooning?
Balloon King: Easy cleanup lad