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Before going down on a girl you use your teeth to pull out her tampon and with out letting go throwing it across the room.
You haven't gotten your wings until you gotten Combat battle wings
Smash fans and Final Fantasy fans alike have heard this song way too much.
I don't think this needs an example. Just let the battles begin
These battles are more common in higher-class neighborhoods and wealthy communities. Basically anywhere where there is a high population of spoiled nicotine fiends that will pay you 50$ for a broken Vuse alto and a burnt piss pod. These battles begin with a minimum of 5 douche fluters, each douche fluter takes turns trying to output the biggest cloud of fruitiness possible. Once the battle is over, the douche fluters usually argue over whose cloud of queer was the biggest, the most common way to end one of these arguments is for all of the participating douche fluters to remove their pants and underwear, then they will determine the winner of the douche flute battle solely based on who has the biggest choad. This is the most efficient and effective way to end any douche flute argument. legend has it that the biggest choad ever recorded in the history of douche fluting was a whopping 2 inches long!!! douche fluters are commonly hated on for a variety of reasons and are often given nicknames by other people who do not approve of douche fluting. Some rather common names and terms include: fruity flutey 2.0, Fag with a drag, homo with a Novo, white dude with a My-Blu and Gay bitch with an Aegis...
Douche fluter - yo dawg, I just blew a four foot long cloud on 200 watts! this shits mad epic dawg....
Normal person - Huh, that's weird, when did they start making dildos that have screens and output vapor?
Douche fluter - I don't know brah, I just bought it from a website called www.doucheflutetoday.com, they had a crazy deal going on where if you buy two douche flutes, you get 50% off on a newer model that will be released shortly. they say this model is even bigger plus they added veins to the body of it as well as a new drip tip that resembles a foreskin!!!
It should be perfect for my next Douche flute battle!
A disposable vape that doesn't contain nic, thc, or anything to get you high.
"Bro I got a battle pass!"
"Oh yeah? What kind?"
"Common Battle pass"
"W"
Two males touch themselves while while has his foot in the others anus.
John: Hey Bill, what size shoe do you wear?
Bill: Size 12, why?
John: Just wondering, you want to do a Battle Lake Rodeo with me later?
Bill: Hell yeah!!
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my childhood
Do you watch Battle For Dream Island?
That's my entire childhood
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A chair with a hole at anus level in it with a giant bucket with a tube at crotch level for shitting and pissing while playing fortnite. Perfect for no-lifed addicts who can play the game without having to take a piss or shit in the toilet
Hey man, i am ready to dominate fortnite today, got my Fortnite Battle Chair ready