cool for the summer

Exploring your sexuality

"Did you hear? Jen and Alison made out at that frat party last night, I didn't even know they were lesbians!"
"They're not, they're just cool
for the summer"

While Haley was muff deep with her roommate, she wondered if she was a lesbian or just cool for the summer.

"Hey, wanna lez out tonight?"
"Sure, I'm cool for the summer"

"I like your hat"
"YES I'M COOL FOR THE SUMMER!!!"
"Uhh..."

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Cool Story

A way of saying "no one cares".

"Hey Mom!" screamed Donny. "I just became President!"

"Cool story," said his mom, not looking up from her phone.

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cool load

1. The act of a male masturbating into a window AC, spraying the cooled ejaculate upon himself.

1. J can't make it out tonight, he's probably cranking out a cool load.

2. It's so hot out, I'm gonna bust a cool load after work.

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You're cool

What you say when somebody has to ensure their "coolness". It has to be done in a sarcastic tone, or else the effect isn't achieved.

1: Dude, do you have the homework? I fell asleep last night
2: Nah man, I don't do homework, that shit is fucking nerdy
1: Oh you're cool.

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Clarkson Cool

adj.
1. Something that is only cool at clarkson especially males.
2. Guys who are geeky/weird at clarkson become normal/acceptable.

Girl 1: OMG he is so gross and geeky.
Girl 2: No way he is so Clarkson Cool!

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Hella Cool

Cartman's favorite saying, meaning really really cool.

"Dude, that concert was hella cool!"

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Too cool

when one is not willing to sit with another at the lunch table. See:katy pom pom

Katy Pom Pom is too cool for me.

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