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an insanely tacticool HK416 rifle that put bin laden in the forever box
take the bin laden sleeping pill for example, its got a lot of fuckin attachments on it
(n.) A passive aggressive argument between roommates, conducted when both parties continually refuse to take the trash out.
The resulting odor can lead to a household crisis, with general evacuation and avoidance of the common areas for the duration of the conflict. Can last for several days or, if stubborn, months.
Lisa: I'm near yours, can I stop by?
Tom: Wear a gas mask, we are enduring garbage bin chemical warfare.
An Anal Osama Bin Ladin is a sexual activity where and man whose penis resembles Osama Bin Ladin's beard because of all of the pubic hair is inserted into the women's anal rectum and the hair tickles the vagina in a particular way to make the woman defecate on the man's penis so it now looks like Osama Bin Ladin's muddy beard when he was taken out of hiding.
"Bro I gave Jenny an amazing Anal Osama Bin Ladin and she liked it a lot."
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A shot of an alcoholic beverage to celebrate the humiliating death of Osama bin Laden, the founder of the terrorist group al-Qaeda, at the hands of the United States Naval Special Warfare Development Group, informally known as Navy SEAL Team 6, of Joint Special Operations Command on May 2, 2011 during "Operation Neptune Spear". Nearly always accompanied by damning "toasts" expressing either disparaging remarks against Osama and/or celebration over his violent death or his current status as fish food in the North Arabian Sea.
May be used once upon first hearing of Osama's death, or any number of instances afterward, often as a replacement of more generic toasts such as "cheers" or "bottoms up." The later often makes reference to the fact that you have already drank to Osama's demise in the past, but you're doing so again because he is, after all, still dead.
Variants on this include a "bloody bin laden shot" which consists of a clear (ex; vodka) Osama bin Laden shot followed by a chaser of anything red, with a toast making reference to his bloody death and sea burial.
Note that Osama bin Laden shots, including any variants, and any accompanying toast become unusable in the event that Osama comes back as a zombie or something.
Example 1:
American: Osama bin Laden shots?
Other American: Is he still dead?
American: He is still dead!
Other American: To bloody bin Laden in a watery grave!
American: I hope a hermit crab makes a home out of his skull.
Example 2:
American: Osama bin Laden shots?
Other American: Naw dude, can't. Don't you watch the news? He came back as a zombie.
American: Oh....wait..what?
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I overdid it at the all you can eat chinese buffet earlier. Reckon I'll have to go and bury bin laden at sea. I might be a while.
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A phrase used to undermine the logic of normal security questions and provide sound explanation for them, simply because Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Person 1: Hey, do you know if i can send matches in the post?
Person 2: ..well, Bin Laden is dead?
Person 1: Oh yeh! Thanks.
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the day the media released information on Osama being killed new national holiday
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