bite your tongue

A response to something you don't want to hear.

Andy: But you hate me. :
Cait: Bite your tongue! I do not.

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bite on my cupcake

syn: kiss my ass
syn: lick my clit

shut the fuck up n bite on my cupcake!

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Kentucky Frost Bite

A man freezes his poop and puts it in a girls mouth. The man will then proceed to jizz all over the frozen poop. The poop will melt in the girl's mouth and she may choke. It is very kinky and dangerous. Have fun!

I gave this hot slut the greatest Kentucky frost bite she's ever had.

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biting me in the foot

Creating or doing something less optimally than it could have been done otherwise as a direct result of past experiences or lack thereof. Most likely a cross between "coming back to bite me in the ass" and "shooting myself in the foot."

The amount of good anime I've not seen is really biting me in the foot when it comes to creating new fan content huh.

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bite the green weeny

To die.

Don't fall off that cliff or you'll bite the green weeny.

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snake bite kit

Good ol' Kentucky bourban. When you feel like the snake has bit (tension), you reach for a flask (kit) and take a sip.

Dude #1: Man, the snake's been biting hard today. I need my snake bite kit.

Dude #1 (continued): Reaches for flask, unscrews cap and take a nice swig.

Dude #1 (continued further): Ahhhhhh! Yeah...

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Hoover Love Bite

The red mark left on the skin of a person who has intentionally participated in intimate acts with a vaccum in lieu of a warm human body. The make and manufacture of said vaccuum is of no consequence.
It should also be noted that it is equally found amongst those who desire a mark to be visible(implying intimacy) as well as those who show the accidental mark caused by panic induced by the innevitable door knock or phone call.

Did you see the Hoover Love Bite on SGT D this morning?

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