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A fucking blanket with a dog having sex
Hey i have a dog blanket she says. Him oh cool
To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.
Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.
When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.
If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.
Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?
"Hey babe, wanna get with me for some cold blanket tonight?"
Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.
She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.
When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.
Friend 1: Howd it go last night?
Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer
A person who stays in bed with multiple blankets it is called a blanketer
Josh isn't feeling so good he needs to stay in bed for a few days, or he'll won't feel that good. He needs to have multiple blankets its called a blanketer on him or else he'll be cold