Random
Source Code
Random
This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca
Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience
The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.
Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”
Sometimes you fight until the end and you lose. It's not an indicator that you need to go and change something, or fix something, and anybody that tells you that it is every time something goes wrong is full of shit. Sometimes things go wrong if you're human and not perfect. It's going to happen even if you have a dream team that wants to win every game. If you've been doing a good job, why you want to change even if someone else tells you that you need to?
Listening too closely to a guy that says a team needs to go back to the drawing boards or change something every time a team doesn't win is a goid way to guarantee that you will fuck up. Sometimes the hardest thing to do is resist a change when it seems like the obvious thing you should do, and it's also the thing that will get you through to the end. Change only gets you a revolving door, and a revolving door doesn't strengthen anybody, it weakens everybody.
a sigma fire song by lil young chaos
man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp
When you can’t afford a ride so you board the back of the bus without the driver seeing you.
Nicholas really went broke boarding. Finna sneek level 100 on that mans.
Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.
From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.
Dick and Jane jumped the Board last night.
To ride a huge massive pee pee
I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board