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After the act of anal penetration the semen filled condom is then consumed by one of the parties.
My girl told me she was hungry so I gave the bitch a boston cream donut.
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The school for the rich, snobby, and elite kids. They live a life only you could dream about, fuck girls you wish you could talk to, drive cars you'd valet, and party like you never dreamt. Yet, they run billion dollar empires and hire Harvard and MIT graduates.
Guy 1: Hey, do you know that kid from Boston University (BU) that drives the CL500?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a Prince from the Middle - East.
Guy 1: Oh what about his other friend next to him?
Guy 2: Oh that guys Dad is the head of the Cocaine cartel in Columbia.
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When one places a funnel into another persons anus and pours boiling water down and then stuffing the burning ass hole with a tea bag to finish them off.
"Hey Bob, lets go get Random Joe and give him a Boston Tea Party!"
"Yes lets do it, last person wasn't able to poop or sit down for a month!"
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Something you'll see happen to female porn stars often. It's when a really loose chick gets slammed from behind, and the outward thrust of the penis drags the vagina out with it. Thus the loose vagina makes a bright red skin sock around a guy's wang.
That girl has been to' up by everyone in town. When you fuck her she gets a really long Boston Red Sock.
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a delicious treat that comes in either holeless doughnut form or pie form, it consists of a slightly sweet breadlike substance topped with chocolate cream and filled with a custard
I got a boston cream pie at dunkin' donuts then got smashed a pie like boston cream pie on your mom's face
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When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.
"I was going for a triple double but she blocked my boston cream pie at the buzzer."
When a car, a bike and a pedestrian collide...and everyone is in the wrong.
That was a wicked Boston Hat Trick on Boylston that fucked up traffic for hours.