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Suck it, fuck it , butt chuck it..
(At the Doctors)
Dr.: Well Wyatt, you have intestinal cancer.
Wyatt: Well Doc, suck it fuck it and butt chuck it.
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When something makes you so nervous or scared, it makes your butt clench
It was butt-clenching watching Derek Fisher shoot a 3-pointer with .4 seconds left.
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I drank all night long, now I'm hungover and have butt throwup.
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Noun:
The disgusting wrinkly red skin that forms on someone's earlobe when they stretch their piercings too quickly and don't moisturize. The result is a cat butt-esque hole.
Boy: Dayum girl... did you see when Maria took out her plugs? She had some serious cat butt, could have used some Holey Butt'r.
Girl: I know, seriously... she stretches too fast and has huge blowouts too. We should submit her picture to awful mods.
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The foul -- yet sometimes pleasant -- odor that emits from the behind of a person who, usually, is unaware of the problem. Take note, though, that this is not akin to a fart, but rather the result of untamed butt-cheeks that contain the remnants of doody, old hairs, weasels and other objects that gain smelly-momemtum with age.
During intercourse: "Cindy, I'm sorry, but doing you from behind is simply unbearable due to your butt whiff"
During observational conversation: "Jim, did you just catch Mary's butt whiff as she walked by? Disgusting!"
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go to bed with itchy butt
wake up with smelly finger
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Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day
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The end result of clenching your butt cheeks together on a turtle head making it's way outside of your ass. This especially happens when you're short on film time and can't take a break to take a giant dump, and always requires wet-wipes to completely wipe yourself clean.
Hi, I'm Doug Demuro and THIS is my Mudd Butt.
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