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To sweat profusely, or to be extremely nervous.
Damn, it's hot today! I'm sweatin like a whore in church.
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When, I saw that cop pull out right after I ran that light, I was sweatin' like a whore in church. I thought he was gonna pull my ass over for sure.
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When you wear a priest robe and fuck someone in the ass while their on their knees asking God to forgive them for their sins
I'm gonna take you to church tonight .
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Lake Grove Presbyterian Church (LGPC), is one of the most known churches in Lake Oswego, Oregon, also known as Lake no-negro, Lake big-ego, and lots more. It includes a predominantly cis-het-white congregation, that if you do not agree with their views, you will be banished to the Methodist church down the road.
Player 1: What church do you go to?
Player 2: Lake Grove Presbyterian Church
Player 1: Oh, so you are a rich white asshole that drives a Tesla and you’re dads a lawyer?
Player 2: I feel attacked. Let me post this on my private story
Church lady kool-aid is kool-aid but doesn't have much of the powder mix in it. It tastes really bad, or just like water, because of the lack of sugar and taste. The name comes from the way an older lady would make kool-aid with less sugar, sort of "more healthy".
Person 1: Dude, is this just colored water?
Person 2: My mom made it. It's church lady kool-aid.
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To fuck up the church money is to do something that causes one to lose discretionary income. For many people, tithing is something that is done once all the necessities have been covered and all the bills have been paid. Very often tithes are paid out of this remaining balance. An example of fucking up the church money is losing a wager. After paying the wager, there may be no money left to give to the church.
Paul: I bet $500 dollars on Alabama and they lost to Texas A&M.
Big Dee: That's how you fuck up the church money.
A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'
Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'
Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'
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he Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god. The background of...'
The Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god.
The background of this religion is spotchy and the "Prophet" and his "Preists" are continously adding information about the past times.
May it be from a Greek-like Titan war, which they call the "Vitan War", to Natas, which is Satan backwards. They claim their living Natas to be Hillary Clinton.
I go to The Church of The Giant Cabbage Monster
Best Church EVER!
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