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A term for a gnat-swarm
Most common for gnat mating
"I keep running into fly clouds near the pool!"
When you try to really hard to fart and it comes out as a cloud of shit.
Guy: Hey man I just chocolate clouded your mother!
Guy 2: What the fuck dude.
When a girl puts on a whip-cream bikini and you have to lick off every inch. If you lick it all off and make a happy plate, you get extra desert. Common among prostitutes in southern Mississippi.
Tom payed $250 for a Candy Cloud special from Alycee who works the back bay. He got extra desert and diabetes that night.
Someone with perennial bad luck. If something can go from bad to worse and it just does, and you leave bad karma in your wake, you are a jinx cloud.
Matty has fibromyalgia and his laptop holder fell on him, all bruised up, that dude is a total jinx cloud. He also has bad parking karma, no app can help him.
When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.
The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard
My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.