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A Soviet Socialist Satellite Republic.
Student who is not Socialist: Hunter College, a place where if you do not subscribe to the party line, you will be sent to Siberia.
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Brooklyn College is one of the senior colleges in the CUNY system. Brooklyn College is known for being inexpensive and highly diverse. Tuition is roughly 1/4 of the cost of SUNY universities like Albany and Binghamton, and 1/8 the cost of private colleges like NYU and Sarah Lawrence.
The Brooklyn College student body consists of an unusual number of recent immigrants and students whose parents never attended college. It is also one of the few campuses in the world that have a significant Jewish, Moslem, and Christian population.
Academically, it is comparable to CUNY Hunter and CUNY Queens College.
I attended Brooklyn College for two years, and then I transferred to Columbia.
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A liberal arts college largely attended by students from the tri-state area. LC encourages students to have "cur non" (Latin for "why not?") impact. (Incidentally, "cur non" has now become the campus's version of "YOLO" as can be seen on All College Day pinnies.) Some of the College's highlights include the great student-professor interactions, small community, and picturesque campus. Lafayette is also known for having a long-running rivalry with Lehigh University, which is occasion for many a T-shirt that calls students to "pluck Lehigh."
Average Lafayette College student on Laf-Lehigh: I wish I went to Lehigh...said no one ever.
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Otherwise known as roanoke country club. Education not necessary, just pastel polos, boat shoes, seersucker shorts, and your trust fund. Welcome to preppy paradise-an oasis of well-to-do uppermiddle/upper class students in bright Lilly dresses and popped J.Crew polo collars.
The most important part of being a student at Roanoke College is choosing which polo and pair of chinos goes best together.
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basically a college that consists of some of the most vapid and fatuous minds in the country.
the men's soccer team are a bunch of grimy players who love to take advantage of women. and the women's soccer team are easy, no-self respect containing, sluts.
"i go to roanoke college, therefore i do not know what the words vapid and fatuous even mean."
"i play on roanoke college's soccer team. if you sleep with me, and i'll leave you with an STD."
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A sick school dedicated to constant partying. They care little for the actual schooling, but make the most of their time in school by having the time of their life. The school is infamous for its student housing located on flemming, as well as neighbouring streets which are conveniently right beside the school itself. The students have a tendency to get outrageously wasted and do stupid, but equally hilarious things on a constant weekly basis.
man, i had the craziest night on flemming beside Fanshawe College last night. I punched a hole in this guys wall and did a 30 second keg stand, then i found the sexiest bitch in the party and fucked the shit out of her
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Named because they have an obligation to accept anybody in the community and the only reason is that the person lives in that township. High school is not necessary for attending a community college. The SAT or ACT is not necessary either. You can answer every question with the letter 'A' and still get accepted into a community college. The dumbest of the dumb shit can be admitted, and the brightest minds of the universe can enter. It is guaranteed to suck ass and destroy the futures of all attendees as well as be a serious time waster. It is a very inefficient method of receiving an education.
Rachel: Don't you teach at a community college?
Ross: No, I teach at a prestigious university.
Rachel: Isn't it true that your male students pretend to be gay and be in love with you just to get an 'A' in the class.
Ross: (dramatically) THAT HAPPENED ONLY ONE TIME!!!!
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