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The act of eating a condom after it's been used for anal and is covered in fecal matter
boy 1 : DUDE shes a brown condom eater
boy 2 : DUDE i don't care...
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An empty Mars Bar wrapper thats only open at one end.
I didn't have a rubber on me so i had to use and Irish condom
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Lets go to the beach and watch the condom jousters.
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Using an ice cream cone as protection during sex. Usually done with ice cream still in the cone and ice cream stuffed in the vagina, as is done with the Canadian Fridge.
Black Dude - My lady complained when I used a pointy cone as a Canadian Condom, but she didn't wanna get pregnant, so...
White Guy - Man! That must have hurt.
Black Dude - Yeah, that pointy tip didn't give me enough head space. I'll have to use a cylindrical cone next time.
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a condom for you can of soda.
apeice of plastic or baggyvthat protects your soda from
insects,dirt or shit like that while working out side.
that guy with OCD always puts soda condoms on his drink.
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''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.
James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.
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A condom made for simps by the Egirl Queen of thots Belle delphine for when you have sex with gamer girls
"I'm gonna have sex with a gamer girl I'll use my Gamer girl condom"
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