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Cooter Cuddle

When two girls are scissoring but fall asleep

“I was with Lindsay last night and we were scissoring, but then this bitch fell asleep. I was not tryin to cooter cuddle.”

by ScmellyZelly June 10, 2021


speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.

My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.

by ttrainlookerup May 07, 2012


Cooter shooter

When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.

Did you hear how terry died….apparently Meghanns cooter shooter when off and killed him.

by PJohns3372 August 17, 2023


cooter sandwhich

A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.

"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."

by Chickendang June 16, 2017


super cooter

A vagina that can handle anything and any size.

Man that super cooter took that guys knee no problem!

by Supercooterpooter January 15, 2023


cooter scootin

Driving around looking for women

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."

by goiterbomber April 11, 2014


cooter popper

One who pops that p*ssy. If you are a cooter popper. Your slamming girls cooter like no ones biz.

Yo bro I heard he gets mad poon. He‘s a cooter popper.

by October 11, 2020