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When two girls are scissoring but fall asleep
“I was with Lindsay last night and we were scissoring, but then this bitch fell asleep. I was not tryin to cooter cuddle.”
When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.
My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.
When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.
Did you hear how terry died….apparently Meghanns cooter shooter when off and killed him.
A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.
"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."
A vagina that can handle anything and any size.
Man that super cooter took that guys knee no problem!
Driving around looking for women
Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."
One who pops that p*ssy. If you are a cooter popper. Your slamming girls cooter like no ones biz.