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n. The deft act of physically dropping your cell phone in the middle of a call, whilst driving your car, to avoid getting ticketed for not using a hands- free device while driving. There is no time to give notice to the person on the other end of the line, so they may wonder what all the noise was about as your phone tumbles to the floor mat or between the seats.
Not a required technique in all states... yet.
(Person on the OEL): "Yo, what was all that thumping around? You were in the middle of saying something and then it sounded like you fell down."
(Driver): "I had to do a cop drop. The po- po just flew up on my ass. He's gone. Now where were we?"
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i had just made myself sum cake and i went to wash mii hands and when i turned around sumone had cop blocked on mii cake.....like seriously it was totally all gone,the onli thing left was crumbs and a knife which i was about to use on mii little brother 4 eating it
SO NOT COOL!!!!!
btw i gotta myspace so if u wanna chat just put in my
name Tajinea Quinones kay u guys ba bye
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A variation of the sexual Good Cop/Bad Cop routine (see as reference). Instead of tag teaming with a mask the good cop must simply leave the room. The second male (the mentally disabled cop) must then come in and act as if he were a mentally disabled person and proceed to abruptly rape the good cop's "partner." This tactic is much more abusive and should only be used as punishment.
Hey Brandt, do you want to good cop/bad cop your girlfriend this weekend?
No, she cheated on me, lets good cop/mentally disabled cop her!
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to have something inserted into the anos by anouther participant
"sup brah, cop'ped it in the ass lastnight
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A fuckin bastard who killed someone and threw america into chaos. Should he get a pention or a death sentence? He made target have a 100% discount.
white cop: kills floyd
Minneapolis: The purge has now begun
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To describe those moments when you pass a doughnut place and just cannot resist stopping in.
You may refer to this moment as simply a "cop stop," however should you have a particular fondness for silly phrases, tag "op" (as in "operation") at the end of it and repeat with unnecessary frequency should the OPPortunity arise. You could even call this a cop stop op opp. Shout the words "cop stop op opp!" ad infinitum as you pull into the doughnut place parking lot. Passengers traveling with you will blame your frenzy on the sugar high you are about to get from eating doughnuts.
Caution Tape - Doughnuts secured in a cop stop op are suspects implicated in the mysterious case of your weight gain. They have the right to remain silent and often fraternize with other sugary, fatty foods, like mocha lattes, to establish their alibi. - Caution Tape
Hey coworker Jeff, I'm making a cop stop on my way to the office, you want glazed, frosted, or powdered?
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