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December 23

National shit your pants day, take laxatives and shit yourself

Ah shitt I'ma paint my house brown its December 23

by ShitMaster420 December 23, 2019

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


December 9

National kiss your girl day. You have to kiss your girlfriend, she can’t kiss you. You can do it at school if you really wanted to.

December 9
-Hey it’s national kiss your girl day
- Ohhh so you going to kiss your girl?
-Yep, sure am!

by notyourgirl6777 October 26, 2019

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


december 3

drop and dead at 12:00 pm right where you are, in public, class, work, anywhere. and u cant get up till 12:01.

hey you let's drop dead at 12:00 pm on december 3

by zayoody December 2, 2019

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


December 28

The day the MOST BEAUTIFUL person was born and rose once again. I love all you beautiful people that were born in December 28

Girl: guess what day it is!!
Boy:What is it

Girl:It is the day the most beautiful person was born so it is December 28

by December_28_07 November 19, 2019

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


20 December

The day the cutest,smartest,hottest,most amazing man was born.BOB MORLEY.If you don't know who he is,I feel sorry for you.Search him up,thank me later.

Friend:Why are you so excited?
Me:It's 20 December,it's Bob Morley's birthday!

by bellamyblakecouldstomponme November 19, 2020

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


December 24

The day louis tomlinson was born, #lightsforlouis

Me: guess what day it is!
Girl: December 24 Christmas eve
Me: no it’s Louis Tomlinsons birthday

by Goldenhourbabe December 7, 2020

18πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


13 december

national ask your girl out day

its a 13 December

by #loverrrr December 11, 2020

31πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž