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When a guys so good in the sheets that it makes you act stupid for it
#1: you smashed Stephanie?
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
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The art of giving a blow job at various speeds, and various movements including deep throating and using hands to bring a guy as close to orgasm as possible, stop and start over several times, taking your time until he orgasms harder than he ever has. Swallowing is optional.
GF! I showed him what dick worship was ALL about last night!
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To irresponsibly use the allotted space on a street curb to park, allowing no room for other drivers.
Example:
1. (trying to find a parking spot): "Ah jeez- look at this guy curb-dicking. I guess I'll try circling the block."
2. "I heard Gabe is a curb-dicker. James was pretty upset last week."
When your dick is so dank it smells like sulfur and/or tastes like sulfur. Often developed through poor hygiene or sweat from busting your ass after a long hard day of work.
Boyfriend: Baby I know I worked all day but I need a blow job.
Girlfriend: Okay Daddy let me get that dick.
Boyfriend: Takes dick out and BAM!
Girlfriend: ewww babe you have sulfur dick.
The theoretical width of the barrier between the quantum and physical realms, somewhat equivalent to the event horizon of a black hole. Scott Lang is the only know human to observe the actual rye dick in real life.
I missed that goal by a rye dick.
Thanos was a rye dick away from realizing his goal.
This Rona virus is a rye dick away from makin me crazy.
noun , A co-worker who sucks dick over constant fear of
losing his/her job; a person who would perform sexual favors to get a job just because it has 'good' dental insurance.
-ing verb, The act of taking a low paying job for
dental and health insurance and taking comfort in the security provided by such 'good benefits'. People who take this types of job usually have studied engineering in college, and have a hard time understanding why they studied calculus instead of getting laid only to end up with the same crappy 50k/year job as the liberal arts major.
Mr. Lee is such a dental dick he'll be giving his manager gummies until he turns age 65 and can retire.
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wiskey dick
1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. wiskey is distilled from a beer. wiskey dick is invoking the fact that both wiskey, it's self, and wiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wiskey through distillation wiskey dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with wiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wiskey dick
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
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