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it's like diet coke, but for porn.
Every time Belle releases a video, she always covers the goods. What's the point of watching porn if it isn't nude? Fuck you, diet porn.
A Milwaukee band that’s pretty good. Nice live atmosphere.
Hey, are you going to the Diet Lite show?
human 1: does diet lite support trans rights?
human 2: yes they do!
Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.
I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!
a "soar diet" is a way of saying 7 redbulls in a day then falling asleep to take a soar nap.
"bro im on the soar diet rn"
"ong frfr?!"
The art of loosing multiple pounds a day by eating unhealthy Skillet's. Skillets of such magnitude that your body simply retaliates and starts magically loosing weight.
Bob: Naw man Zoran is looking mighty thin
Jethro: Naw man Zoran is on one of them Skillet diets
Bob: Ok Cool!
When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.
Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.