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A dildo consisting of a slug of solid human organic exudite waste. Generally employed in a bout of coitus.
"He bent over, spawned an organic dildo, pulled it out, and shoved it up her ass."
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a frozen peice of shit in the shape of a penis. Used to stick in your "vagina" or "anus".
My friend has 12 inch logs, so i got him to shit and i froze it and i put it in my ass.Yummy.pirate dildo.
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a black person that looks like a sexual toy.
look at that fine chocolate dildo i just wanna fuck him up his/her ass.
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The art of scoring dildos pertains to the common act of getting mad bitches.
Chris: if I didn't have a girlfriend I could be scoring dildos right now
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The most dangerous set of weapons known to man.
How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?
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A sales person who acts like they are good at their job but in reality they're not that great and as the item is generally required it pretty much sells itself. They also make an obvious point of letting people know they've just made the sale.
Steve: Whoa ! John really knows how to sell those items!
Chris: Not really - he's just dildo selling.
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