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A popular adjective coined by Archie Bunker that was brought back to life by Kain DeBurges on Facebook describing mentally ill rumor starters primarily conservatives on social media. These people generally share and spread rumors they haven't researched themselves embarrassing themselves once they find out it's false. Most of their information gets generated from a Bot Twitter or social media account Echo Chamber
Hey did you hear that Wayfair was selling cabinets along with children and John F Kennedy Jr will be back to announce his vice presidency as he runs with Donald Trump in the next election?
Person with common sense: No I did not hear anything like that, that's insane. Where did you get that information from Ding Bat or 🔔 🦇?
Ding Bat 🦇: I got it from YouTube , and a meme
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Some kid in Africa that wrote a letter to an old guy named, Jack Nicholson. They talked about everything together, it was so beautiful, i cried. Did you?
oh well....
I had a tissue in one hand and a noodle in the other, so i did my noodle dance. It goes like this:
To the left, Uppy down, righty whitey, now do it again...(i'll wait for you...) ok, AND CLAP! Now grab your noodles and run around...."YAY! Noodle Noodle, Do the NoODlE daNCE!"
((((the end))))
1.Me and Nigga-digga-ding-dong heard this joke and it was the stupidest commercial we ever seened....
2.OH, NIGGA-DIGGA! YOU GOT A DING DONG. EAT IT!.
3.Thometimeth, i eat dead seagull farts, with my nigga-digga-ding-dong.
:) nummy.
THE END!
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When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.
Let's Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce these fuckers tonight.
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Slang phrase in New England to refer to a person that is a mean bean.
A: Oh my god, you are literally the worst.
B: Stop being such a ding-dong on a bing-bong stick.
a faggy old song by Otis day and the Nights
shama lama lama shut the fuck up goddamn it
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A derogatory term used to describe anyone with ethnic origins from the continent of Asia.
More simply, anyone with squinty eyes.
Even more simply, anyone that sounds like pots and pans hitting the wall while a train whistle is going off in the background when they talk.
Me: What does Xia Yang look like?
You: A Ding Dong, A Ding Dong Ticket
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Poop, toilet paper and lint rolled up into tiny balls that get stuck to the fuzz of your anal treasure hole! Also known as Fuzz Nuggets!
When making number 2, sometimes the toilet paper can get stuck to the rim of your hole. Then, while pulling up your pants, lint adds itself to the collection. Later, while in the shower, you reach down, only to find a wad of toilet paper, lint and poop all rolled up in a tiny little ball or balls creating what is known as the Dingoberry {Ding-O-Bear-Re}.
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