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Your average businessman by day but Affliction wearing, fauxhawk sporting, jagerbomb drinking, douchebag all up in the club VIP at night. DLD for short.
So I saw this good looking guy in a suit at the grocery store today, but I suspect he's a down-low douchebag cause that's the average San Francisco male between the ages of 24 - 40...
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A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.
Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.
You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).
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Anus-juice-douchebag - the absolute lowest semblance of a bottom feeding human being. AJD. A living person who is a tall thin rubber bag that contains so much anal-juice that there is no room for a brain.
Since Trump, lacks any trace of a moral compass, that makes him the first anus-juice-douchebag (AJD) to be US president.
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*In the Library before school*
Billy"Stavros stop calling Stefan a jew."
Stavros"Well he is."
Stefan"I know i am, its not news."
Steven"Can someone give me homework."
Stefan"Stevan ur so gay."
Steven"Shutup jew."
Stefan"Stop calling me that."
Stavros "Well you are."
Billy"Holy crap, Stavros, look behind you."
Stavros"Holy shit Mancia whered you come from."
Mancia"Yo man i been here fer like 47 seconds exactly."
Billy"Stavros lets go to the computer lab."
Stavros"Ok."
Billy"Mancia, dont follow us."
*5 minutes later in the Computer lab*
Billy"Stavros do you have Miller?"
Stavros"No"
Billy"Jesus christ Mancia, why'd did you follow us, is that how you found your way into America?"
Set Douchebags 2:Rise of Mancia
stefan, steven, billy are all douchbags while stavros is the best of the best bitches!!!
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Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)
That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag
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Douchebag Donny is the way to call your crush.
So u like Douchebag Donny?
An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres