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The violated feeling a Starbucks barista has after a strenuous frappuccino happy hour where everyone in a 50 mile radius comes out to participate in a half price pandemonium. Also applies for weekend shifts with no promotions.
The feeling a Starbucks customer has after they've incurred an absurd charge for their 12, 16, or 20oz hand crafted beverage
I've lost all faith in humanity after I was drink raped from 10 until 3. Happy hour, my ass...
I have 4 insufficient funds charges from getting drink raped at starbucks
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a social phenomena whereby the subject seeks to bolster their immune system to the undesirable after-effects of alcohol cf hangover.
but a dream, a rosy at that the author of the dream becomes immune to the after effects of the known universe for the foreseeable future in the doctrine of double effect.
hey you drunk! got vex likesay just what moment to let go that thought balloon before you're too high too avoid likesay heinous fall? no fear! get some purples in.
i figure if i keep plugging away at this vodka and by this vodka i don't mean this vodka in particular but vodka as a dampner over a static lifetime, only good things can happen and by this i mean i shall drink to immunity
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The best week after a break up
Tomi just broke up with me.. Gonna need this weekday drinking
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Something that varies very vastly from country to country. For example, the US has very strict drinking laws in which people can be charged with under age drinking if they’re under the age of 21 and bartenders will obsessively ask for ID until their late 20s, where as in Mexico a 15-year-old can asl for alcoholic beverages without even being asked for ID even though the drinking age is 18.
*example of drinking laws*
(USA)
20-year-old & 11 months: can I have a small glass of corona
bartender: ID
20-year-old & 11 months: (shows ID)
bartender: Woah Woah Woah! You’re not allowed to drink here. Come back in exactly 25 days then I can serve you until then though fuck off
(Mexico)
15-year-old: Can a have a glass of tequila with a pint of gin, the strongest of course
bartender: Oh what the hell why not
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Drinking a lot, then deliberately vomiting to make room for more. Best with beer.
"Dude, you gotta take another swig!"
"I can't, man, I can't..."
"Drink and rally, dude! Drink and rally!"
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when you to one to drink pepsi or when you drink pepsi
Hey pass me that pepsi i wanna drink pepsi
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The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.
It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.
It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.
If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.
It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.
Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.
Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.
Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:
If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!
We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.
It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!
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