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Similar to the Screaming Pelican. When you are banging a chick on the beach, and you stick your dick in the sand; snatch her eye out and procede to skull fuck her.
Kill Bill 2 meets Backdoor Sluts 9.
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Originated when Donald Trump referred to Chuck Todd of MSNBC's Meet the Press as "Sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd." It refers to someone who needs a full 8 hours of sleep to function and is still tired during the day as well.
"Sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd, he's a sleeping son of a bitch!"
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Better put a raincoat on that one eyed cave dweller if your going home with that creepy girl, you wouldn't want to catch the clap!
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Jack's small one eyed woder weasel smells of ass.
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for a person to be alert/striking interest to possibly something they just heard or witnessed.
also meaning to get all worked up (mad) over someones comment
"damn he was all wide eyed and bushy tail when i told him what happened last night"
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One of the most amazing bands ever.
People say they suck, but these people probably like that lil wayne/drake shit, all I know is they have sold over 20 million copies of their cds and their tour is the hottest thing to have tickets to!!
All four of them are simply amazing and the bonds they have are amazing. They treat Fergie( one of the most amazing singers ever) like their queen, so for those people who say she has "to do stuff" to stay in the band, you are very wrong!!!
Person 1- Man I Love the Black Eyed Peas.
Person 2- Eww....
Person 1- Ohh shutup, you know you have like all their songs on your itunes account.
Person 2- Shutup!!!
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A turd 12 inches in length or longer that has one piece of yellow corn in it and is dark brown in color.
Did you see that corn eyed brown trout flouting down the creek.
Man i just let out a trophy sized corn eyed brown trout.
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