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When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
Polina: Ewwww who sharted?
Jessica: Krista Sharted
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It means a beautiful girl has beautiful sharts
Friend 1: what is that great smell?
Friend 2: Krista Sharted
P: Ewww who farted
S: Krista didnt fart, krista sharted
The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.
Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.
A turd or a dingleberry.
worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.
When a llama has a shartgasm all over people or fellow llama friends
That was a nasty llama shart and I got flipping soaked!!!!