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When taking a crap on the toilet a bit of water splashes up and touches your butthole.
Hey man i just dropped a big turd and got a kiss from the king.
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substances that are secreted by male or female genitalia, specifically sexually emitted man cream and woman juice.
Seamen from the penis
dude did you fill box (sex) on her?"
"I filled her with the juices from the loins"
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Lint matter that collects during dry days in ones private areas.
I tried to eat the coot-coot but it was full of from under cheese.
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A female so ugly that it could only come from the furthest, deepest, darkest area of the sea.
Glad to see that you scored with it came from the sea last night, she was a real looker.
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Just plain fuckers. Anyone who is a fucker, but in special cases where you want to be even more specific. I wish I could say I made this up but a little old lady in a nursing home was the first person ever to say it. I heard her say it and am saying she was the first person ever to say it.
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an abnormally large baby, a minature man from brussels.
The Cooker: "damn pizzamaker's kid is huge..."
Pete Dick: "yeah, he is the baby from brussels."
The Cooker: "humm, your right."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."
TP: "what are you guys talking about?"
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A group of British Males back around the year 2000, usually aged around 15-upwards at the time. The "Lads From 2000" dress code consists of wearing Lacoste/Rockport Boots with Pringle Socks over Tracksuit Bottoms, Ben Sherman/Ralph Lauren shirts and famously Lacoste Tracksuits. Lads From 2000 go to town in big groups every weekend to shops such as Wade Smith, GBH Sports, Trakeez and Giancarlo Ricci. They went to nightclubs such as the Paradox, Pulse, O-FiveOne and the BarCa.
Hey Paul, do you remember those Lads from 2000 who used to wear Rockport Boots with Pringle socks over Tracksuit bottoms?, they had style didnt they?
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