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Leaving your friends worried and not saying where your going because you had an un-important phonecall.
Everyone: God where the fuck she is? Called, txted and no where to be found.
(2 hours later of worrying.)
Everyone: There she is sitting in her car smiling talking on the phone.
Everyone: F**** That! She busted an Olive Garden.
A washing machine that was from Lily's garden and was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.
Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is really naughty!
the phrase you utter when you shall meet thy companions at an italian culinary place
friend: where'll we meet
me: i'll meet y'all at olive garden
This disease is for short boys who are soon to become men who have a short temper and appear to be on their man periods. This disease is commanly treated by well known doctor C Dizzle.
AGGD (angry garden gnome disease)- The boy named ben with AGGD cussed out his councilor .
Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"