Rural Dictionary

god

An allmighty figure sometimes known as Allah, Yahweh, Jahweh, Jehovah, Indra, etc. Largely credited with the creation of the universe. God is largely known as a nice guy despite the fact that more people have been killed in his name than anyone else's.

Hitler killed a bunch of jews for god

by PANTHERS March 31, 2005

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God

The reason for all the pain and suffering I endure and also why I want to punch a hole in the Universe. And it is hopefully not real for those reasons.

Two diseases in life that won't die out but just keep spreading: AIDS and God

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

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God

Our Father, Our Creator, the one who will always be there for you whether you believe in him or not. The one who gave the ultimate sacrifice for his people. The true meaning of love and compassion. The one who will return in revelation because his people didn't listen and start to bad mouth him like many in this dictionary. The one who looks over you when you arent paying attention. YOURS AND MY SAVIOR

Read the Bible, Understand the Bible, then talk about the Bible. God is always watching, listening, and helping. Ask God for forgiveness.

by MPDMASON March 13, 2009

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God

God = Not Human, A supreme Being or Entity (will never have arguments and has never and will never sin. A being of only good whom can love but never hate and seeks resolution without conflict) He will do anything he can to help you, if it will truly benefit you as a person and he will answer your prayers. You just need to take more notice when he does and not put it down to 'coincidence'.

Oh god, I want a new TV, new car, new life, id quite like a new family. Because God i heard you were a superstore and you'll make everything right straight away but if you dont its obvious to me you dont exist.

by ftsjal January 22, 2009

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