The crust that has accumulated between the twat and anus and has developed a bark like crust!!!
"c.stew"-man I went down on this bitch and she had some gooch cracklin that taste like bacon and bait shrimp!!!
The salty sweat that comes off your nugs after a hard activity and is rubbed off on a potato chip for a tasty snack
Gary whole grain Gooch is just what I needed on my chips when I got home from school
When your guy coochie makes gargling or bubbling noises
Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.
Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!
Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise
That smell in the morning when you itch the gooch and sniff your finger
My devils gooch smells mad this morning.
Bro i was at my girlfriends house a few days ago and she started gooch feeding out of no where!
Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the
“Slurp my gooch.”
The awful condition that occurs when unfit simracers exert themselves heavily while driving, and after a few too many laps in a pressure situation they succumb to the flood. A shower and some fresh underwear is the only cure for this affliction.
Someone call an ambulance for Michael, he's just done a triple stint chasing down the leader and he's dying from simracer's gooch.