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Google Giggles

a hypothetical website or application in which kids content is plentiful. used as an insult to "cringe" content, stating the "cringe" creator was banned from said website.

"this tiktoker is so cringe."
"he was prolly banned from google giggles."

by Noctone April 8, 2023

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Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact

Are you crotch googling that under there?

by Clevering January 10, 2018


Google Blink

The moment you arrive at Google, and stare blankly at the blinking cursor having forgotten your query.

This phenomena is likely linked to having to check the time twice, because you didn't pay attention when you first checked.

I spent 10 minutes with a Google Blink. When I finally remembered what I was Googling for the moment had passed.

by Dale Tucker February 6, 2015


Google Employee

The Google Employee....
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.

Andy: Oh my gosh, does Brian work for Facebook? He is so cool!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!

by brunchenthusiast4576 November 21, 2019


Google-juked

When you search for something and the split second before you tap the result you want, it changes to something completely different, taking you in an undesired direction.

I tried searching for "North Korean nukes," but got Google-juked to "North Korean nudes."

by bango_15 July 20, 2018


Google the letters

To search for something of any topic on the Google search engine. This phrase was once mentioned on an episode of the popular TV series: COPS

Joe- you ever heard of the urban dictionary?
Cop- no, what is it?
Joe- Google the letters

by Barstoolmyass August 6, 2015


Google Politics

Politics using information found on google or any other mainstream media source. Usually used by people wishing to defend political views that can't be supported by actual facts.

That person doesn't know what they're talking about; you can tell by their blatant use of google politics.

by Mair November 3, 2009

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