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The act of paying a Bosnian homeless man to smash the tip of your penis with a hammer in such a fashion, that you ascend to a level 100 thug, thus entering the astral plain.
Brady was banned from the 1984 Olympics for Bosnian Flicker Gooning at the Men's Bobsled quarter finals.
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Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.
Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.
*drinks blue la-goon*
A name used for someone who acts as another persons sidekick, often attached onto their master like a leech. The idea of a goon slave comes from the glazing the master receives from the slave, or in other terms 'receiving their goon'
Ethan: "All John ever does is follow me around"
Devon: "Yeah cause he's your little goon slave"
A person who is the bitch of another person, acting as a sidekick but more submissive. In some cases, a Goon Slave will take the Goon of the master to their face
"Bro you're actually a fucking Goon Slave for Ethan"
A slang term used to ask the target whether they prefer to edge their meat or go on gooning sessiond
Psycho-Gooning is a variant of gooning, where beforehand you overdose on anti-depressants to forcibly induce a schizophrenic meltdown.
You might be physically and mentally prepared to bring yourself to the peak of your drugged euphoria, but imagine starting your Psycho-Gooning session and seeing your sleep paralysis demon watching you in the closet. There are two outcomes here:
1. They gaze in horror as you bust the craziest nut in your LIFE.
2. They join you in your quest to make your hand bond to your meat via a friction weld.