got me weak

when something not funny ends up being funny and causes you to blurt out laughin'

Kermit the Frog sipping his iced tea got me weak.

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got any pot?

something to say when someone tells you a long boring story about something you dont care about

(long boring story)

got any pot?

hell yea lets blaze up

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got some ass on it

Something with a firm, sturdy substantial structure.

Robb: "What kind of cracker would you like with this tuna dip?"
Jim: "I prefer a Triscuit over some other flimsy cracker."
Robb: "Yeah, a Triscuit has got some ass on it."

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you got me

a sarcastic response to a lame joke made at the speakers expense

Casper: Hey Jake, you know that cheeseburger you just ate. You thought it didn't have mayo, but I put it on there and you totally didn't know.
Jake: (Rolling his eyes) You got me.

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Woody's Got Wood

Woody's got Wood. A beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy's owner.

"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."

Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"

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Got Flipped

To have someone flirt with you by passing you a FlipMe card.

I got flipped by that hot chick in the bar!

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got eight

Describing when someone has a multitude of something.

how many of those you got ?
I got eight.

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