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A fat man who repairs tvs that wears sweatpants and has half his lunch on his left tit
J: "wanna wag class and go see the fat guy?"
N: "ok, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"
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When you want to confuse someone beyond comprehension.
James: "hey my cat just died..."
Connor: "Gabe Guy"
James: "Who the fuck is Gabe?"
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When someone says something completely random that is not even related to the topic or subject.
Boy 1 : Did you see the basketball game last night?
Boy 2 : Yeah, Kobe Bryant made that beautiful shot!
Boy 3 : Hehehe, this cookie looks like my mom!
Boy 1 : DRILL GUY!
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A person who does things that only involves his self interest
Examples would be..."Hey Evan I heard you skipped lacrosse lifting ... That was a real "me guy" thing to do"
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areas where women do not want men present, such as book clubs, or baby showers.
My husband wanted to be invited to the book club, but I told him that was a no guy zone
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As guys are logic driven beings, a guy shower tends to be a cost effective, extremely short shower where in the goal of getting cleaned is maintained without excess time or water spent.
i had a meeting in half an hour, so i decided to take a Guy shower and go.
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Formerly a member of the Green Lantern Corps, Guy Gardner is an anti-hero who butts heads with his fellow heroes almost as often as he pounds the bad guys. Still, despite his beligerent in-your-face attitude Guy has a sincere desire to protect the innocent and make those who threaten them wish they were never born. Guy never gives up and can always be counted on to cover your back. Currently goes by the alias "Warrior".
"I do a job and I do it well. Im Guy Gardner. Top THAT, fanboy!"
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