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hairy Q-tip

the process in which the male gentlty places his penis inside the female's ear. this procedure is similar to using a cotton swab.

ohhhhhhhh give me a hairy Q-tip.

by katie/bob May 17, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy ass paki

A paki from wellington telford with a hairy ass

Did you see the face on that hairy ass paki, his mum and dad must be brother and sister, fucking inbred.

by Fanny bollocks September 7, 2016

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Play the hairy banjo

Basically having a wank, jerk, or male masturbation.

Your erect penis represents the banjo "shaft" and the hairs represent the strings. Your ball-bag/nuts/scrotum representing the resonant body of the banjo.

Play away and try not to get too carried away or else you might.... Ooops.... Sorry... I've just cum.

To quote the words of a famous song:

"Bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, play the hairy banjo !"

by Losso of the shire August 21, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy Ax Wound

A women's unshaved vagina while she is on her period.

When we were going to have sex, but her hairy ax wound disgusted me. EWWWWWW!!!! It looked like a hairy clam.

by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 16, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wild hairy bob

A wild hairy bob is a beast that no man can tame. He is a creature that is half man and half squatch.

Rumor has it that the Wild Hairy Bob was once caught and tied up naked inside a barn.

Wild Hairy Bob

by SquatchBeliever288 March 15, 2016


hairy fern hole

An Anus. Typically used as an insult.

"Shut up you hairy fern hole!"

by Xwillhambrad March 6, 2014


hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.

Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!

by beastlyhambuger February 8, 2021