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When a man has sex with a girl and quickly leaves after.
Synonyms:
-Wam Bam Thank You Mam
-Toot it and Boot it
Hit and Ditch that shit.
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1) A list of people you want to shag
2)A list of sexual acts, each of which has a number of "points" attached to it. This is usually a list drawn up with a group of mates, and a competition ensues to see who can get the highest score. It's not usually a list of delightful acts to blissfully orgasm your way through, it's designed to be more of a test of endurance. For example, rimming someone over 2 and a half times your age would gain you 200 points, whereas performing full oral servicing on someone 2 and a half times your weight would net you 1000. There's usually a trophy act which involves all holes and someone smokin' hot but it's infinitely easier to nail the god awful stuff.
1) I just added Michael to my hit list, he's delicious.
2)K~ "Ok, I rimmed the 56 year old bloke. Chalk up my 200"
D~ "I made that weird kid cum in his trousers at the bar, which is 100, and tossed that footballer off under the table , which is another 150, so that's 250 for me!"
T~"Well, I gave that 30 stone woman full oral servicing, so I need 1000 points and some kind of super strength mouthwash"
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What you say after Daniel Howell comes out and you go back to watch cute videos of him and phil but now that you know they are in a relationship it gives you ten times the amount of emotion.
Me: you know that tackle at the end of Phil is Not on Fire 1?
You: yeah..?
Me: it hits different 😭
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When two people throw down on a bowl (if this ever happens) or when two people just want green hit, one person calls corner hit. Then the person who hits it first only hits the corner of the bowl and passes the bowl to the other person who wanted green hit and they hit the other corner.
person 1: Hey, man, I want green hit, too.
person 2: I'll save you corner hit.
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When, in college, you hook up with a freshman, a sophomore, a junior, and a senior. Starts to get creepy your junior year.
Hitting for the cycle this semester with that sophomore dude.
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To have sex with a girl only when you want to, then give her the run around when she tries to "hang out" again.
To diss a female or male when they ask to hang out.
Bro Chelsea always wants kick it but she just a hit it & quit it
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The highest form of television comedy. Often times executed by a football or a swift kick. Always followed by hysterical laughter.
That was by far the best groin-hit of all time.
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