Hobo Car

A shopping cart.

Guy 1: Now, when we get to the mall, you grab a Hobo Car.
Guy 2: A "Hobo Car"?
Guy 1: Yeah, you know... a shopping cart.
Guy 2: Ohhhh. Yeah, that's clever.

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car crew

a group of dudes who congregate frequently in the name of cars.

Chase and I used to be in a car crew together. It was hella dope.

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Box Cars

To smoke massive ammounts of marijuana in multiple cars with the windows up and doors closed.

I do say Henry those cars in that unlit parking lot over yonder do appear to be box cars!

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bubble car

The coolest mother-fathering car in the settled world. Also known as the MX-3

Nick's bubble car can hit 150 and he got a ticket for 130+ in a 55!

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parked car

(Noun) a person (usually a boy) who does not take any actions in a relationship.

Girl 1: I dated him for 6 months and we didn't even kiss!
Girl 2: Wow! He's such a parked car!

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drop car

The car that is left behind (usually stolen) for the police to find after a bank robbery. Stolen specifically for illegal acts.

"The drop car is up on Mulholland Drive." From the movie Point Break.

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Car salesman

the art of selling cars

if you got conned or lied to or swindeled then you are a stupid fuck for signing to buy the car last i looked salesman dont carry guns you stupid fuckers out there dont knock the car salesman for giving you a bad deal last time you bought a car. you signed for it asshole

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