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A holiday exactly two months after Valentine's. Also known as Single's Awareness Day. Single people(usually teenagers) wear black.
"Did you know Black Day's tommorow?"
"Why? You single?"
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A National holiday in which the first Friday of May you wear no pants or shorts over your underwear.
Girl: Why did dad go to the office today without his pants on?
Brother: It's the first Friday of May you retard, No Pants Day.
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The compliment to Fathers Day: Celebrates the Babydaddy for not pulling out or taking any responsibility for his offspring.
Shit, I ain't celebrating Babydaddy Day til Maury says it's my kid.
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The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.
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Having a large booty. Usually with a positive connotation.
"Damn girl, you got a booty for days!"
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the day that you actually celebrate your birthday. it may acutally be on anniversary of your birht or it could be two weeks later. it doesn't matter.
person one: hey what are we doing for your birthday?
person two: nothing i have work that day but we are going to six flags on my birthday day
person one: awesome i am so there
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Not just a band for rich white kids. This band started off in New Jersey, and the member that has been part of the band the whole way through is Chris Conley- who has written all the influential lyrics.
Known for lyrics. Overall a truly awesome band.
I love my STD
Saves The Day support the vegetarian lifestyle.
Have you heard the saves the day album 'can't slow down'. It was done when they were 16 and is amazing!!
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