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ear virgin

1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life

2) A person whoโ€”over the span of their lifetimeโ€”has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.

1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin

2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 19, 2019


ear fatigue

The hangover of listening to music.

I was listening to a lot of music last night so I got ear fatigue.

by lilunpleasanteater12 December 15, 2013


Ear Sex

aye.....pretty self explanitory

"fuck! didnae hear that coming!"

by thelazygeko May 26, 2004

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moose ears

when everyone is seated and there is a task to be done. like turning off the lights or closing the door. you simply say "moose ears" and place ur open hands on your head like moose antlers

don:oh. i forgot to turn off the light. MOOSE EARS.
john: DAMN!

by don mote June 29, 2007

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teary-eared

the effect of uncontrollable laughter; laughing so hard that "tears meet your ears"; the state of mind you reach when laughing so hard you forget what you are laughing about; usually the side-effect of drug-induced euphoria

After hearing the story, the girls got all teary-eared.

by BeccaR June 11, 2005

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Ear Cochroach

The wireless cellular earpiece worn over the ear.

The morning after a heavy night of partying, Joe realized he lost his Bluetooth ear cochroach.

by James Weyand October 5, 2006

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ear cuddling

The act of two people sharing a single set of headphones attatched to one MP3/music player.

Ear cuddling, they walked close to each other in order for the ear pieces not to fall off.

by Ayumi N. November 30, 2007

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