When you shit your pants after thanksgiving giving dinner
I think I have thanksgiving pants
A phenomenon that occurs when a member of the opposite sex, or same sex (depending on sexual preference), impresses an individual pant wearer to the extent his or her pants are removed so swiftly, the resulting friction generates enough heat to cause thermal injuries, at times requiring admission into a tertiary burns unit for definitive care. Preventative measures reduce mortality and morbidity and include abstaining from the trigger or avoiding wearing pants. One Norwegian study showed tear away pants markedly reduced friction.
Man, did you hear about Jess? She was so impressed that dude took down a pelican for stealing his lunch that she got pant burn.. I don't think she's going to make it
Male or female who has a large amount of hair by there private parts. So much so that tarzan can sometimes be seen swinging deep in it
i took her pants off and saw she had jungle pants.
Pickle pants comes from A Latin origin and is used on a day-to-day basis in Latin families it means when you have an erection in your pants
Person 1: OMG did you see John’s pickle pants today
This refers to a guy who gets so excited that he cums in his pants before he can get them off.
Joe hasn't been intimate with a woman in so long he juked in his pants when she smiled at him. He's a juky pants.
Usually refering to a transexuall (most of the time japanese) woman with a pencil shaped penis. penis must be over one foot otherwise it is referred to as a "qibblesnaffer".
"Yo man have you seen that new japanese girl? She has a huge pant snake"
"Yeah man its all the way down to her kneecap!"
A type of clothing that goes on the lower part of your torso and your legs 🦵