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Someone who is constantly on the internet on one or more of the following websites.
Twitter
Facebook
Youtube
Tumblr
Skype
etc.
If you're doing nothing, you're on one of these websites.
Friend: Whatcha doin?
Me: On tumblr looking at pictures of Youtubers... Oh and tweeting stuff on twitter... AND, and watching Cry play The Last Of Us on Youtube
Friend: Internet Addict much?
Me: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's too many feels!
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An awful disability many people are afflicted with. Someone who is completely normal in everyday life, if given access to the internet, will turn into a complete jackass. The person begins to spurt racial slurs, random insults (mothers and sexual orientations are favorites), radical views and opinions and just various garbage.
These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".
Examples of Internet Turrets
Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!
Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*
Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!
Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
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this term is used to describe any form of admin who are constantly cleaning up bad behaviour on the internet especially on KZG servers
every kzg admin is a internet janitor
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The vast majority of "U.S. Marines" you'll encounter online. Though, they are in fact civilians.
Internet Marine 1: "The marines r better than the army cuz the marines stormed the beaches of normindy and won the revulotunary war". U-RUH! SIMPIR FI!
Internet Marine 2: Yea! Army stands for "aren't ready FOR marines yet".
Me @ e-Marine 1: I have a feeling you don't take time to research history.
Me @ e-Marine 2: *Face-palm* Yeah, I don't see the arFmy doing anything. In fact, I don't know what the hell that is.
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The scene of internet teens and young adults. Most are budding graphic designers. Many started out at Neopet guilds but then moved on to create actual websites and message boards. Like highschool, you have your "A-Listers" and "Wannabe's". You can climb up the internet ladder to become e-popular by befriending reknown a-listers or joining message boards.
I'm popular on the internet scene.
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hitting bowls of marijuana as in a real circle, but over videochat
"yo, me and ryan were just internet blazing. too lazy to meet up so we just had an i-sesh."
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There are two meanings of the internet orc. Similar to the internet troll, but worse, The Orc of the interwebs is even uglier and more socially disruptive than the Troll. There are a couple of ways harmless trolling becomes the bashing of an ORC.
1. Straight up Cyber-bullying is Bashing
2. Disregard for the feelings of another is Bashing.
3. Ad Hominem attacks (Bashing another Character)
A second understanding of the orcs of the inter webs is that these are the really really bad trolls who make it too obvious that they are trolling. This is Representative in that orcs are generally much more hideous than trolls and thus orcs are more easily spotted bashing than their more clever troll cousins.
Synonyms: Hater, Dick, Asshole, Ogre, Meanie-weanie, Hateraid-overdoser
Oh fuck you you ugly ORC nobody asked you.
Wow bad trolling. obvious as the ugly fucking orc that you are! you are so bad at trolling!
Next time dont make you disgusting face so apparent you internet orc fuck!
Bad orc is bad.
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